Up To Your Tits

Amanda,

I cannot begin to express how much I appreciate the following photo you sent me tonight:

Caption: Hurrrr! It's fuckin' Valentine's Day! What the fuck ever!!!!!!

So I know you are already writing like seventy five blogs. In fact, when I proposed this idea to you, you said you were already "up to my tits" in blogs. I, of course, love your work with Hungry Vegan Traveler, but now you're all big time and writing for OTHER people. How the hell did you get so important? Was it that other people saw this picture? I know I would hire you to write for me if I saw it.

This is my 24,834th attempt at a blog, and I think writing it together will work. Why? Because we're hilarious. I swear, sometimes when we talk I think "If people only understood our excellence!" Now is our opportunity. This will be our chance for the world to discover our greatness. 

So, I know that you are currently tit-deep in blogs, but I hope this not only helps keep us close, but opens up both of us to some new writing audiences. Good luck! Godspeed!

Derp,

Brandon